Download Free Apps & Games @ PHONEKY.com
Download Free Apps & Games @ PHONEKY.com
Subject: jokes
Replies: 69 Views: 4533
brmirza 25.04.09 - 07:56am
only good jokes, no explicit material plz.thanx. *
brmirza 25.04.09 - 10:30am
Boy Friend: MaiN tumhary ghar gaya tha
Mujy nahi lagta hamari shadi ho paey gi
Girl Friend: KyuN meray Papa sy milay kya?
Boy Friend: Nahi tumhari Behan say :-D *
brmirza 25.04.09 - 10:31am
Girl: I love u
Boy: Me too
Girl: Tum mujhy kitna pyar karty ho?
Boy: Jitna tum mujhy karti ho
Girl: U cheater
main samjhi tum waqai muj se payar karty ho. :-D *
brmirza 25.04.09 - 10:33am
Thaper Mar k Naraz Biwi Se Shohr Bola,
Admi Usy Marta Hai,Jise Pyar Karta Hai
Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli,
Aap Kia Samajy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti? *
lyn803 25.04.09 - 04:53pm
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great :) *
lyn803 25.04.09 - 04:56pm
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted... :) *
lyn803 25.04.09 - 04:59pm
Another way to say water is H2O. It sounds fancy, but it's just h, i, j, k, l, m, n and o :) *
lyn803 25.04.09 - 05:07pm
Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present! 
*
nayla83 28.04.09 - 07:45am
i thought a thought. but the thought i thought i thought was'nt the thought i thought i thought. if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i would'nt have thought so much ;-) *
brmirza 28.04.09 - 05:25pm
An elephant has 5 bananas and he is hungry,
but he doesnt eat the bananas.
Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic..
lol.
ok.
The 5 bananas are real,
But yet the elephant doesnt eat it.
Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic..
Hahahaha..
ok.
Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real,
but yet he cant eat it.
Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV
Oops!!! :-D
OK.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV,
but yet he cant eat it
Why?
because they are on different channels
hehehehehe..
NOW
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel,
but HE cant eat it yet.
Why?
cuz TV is off. :-D :-D *
brmirza 28.04.09 - 05:29pm
The Longest Minutes in the World are The Last 5 Minutes of A LECTURE..
:-)
While The Shortest 5 Minutes are The Last 5 Minutes of EXAM. :-) *
amq 30.04.09 - 11:11am
No i thought what i thought is a thought of the day Elephent didnt eat banana because it is a female elephant and u guys know why it preferred not to eat banana...thats what i was thinking :) hehehehehe ohhh stop YELLING i know I AM BAD yuhahahahahha *
nayla83 30.04.09 - 11:02pm
hey guyz wot hair colour do they put on the drivers licence of a bald guy? (think) *
nayla83 30.04.09 - 11:18pm
if u hav 2 squeeze olives to get olive oil wot do u hav 2 squeeze 2 get baby oil? ;-) *
nayla83 1.05.09 - 08:09am
2 witches r watching 2 watches bt which witch would watch which watch ;-) *
lyn803 1.05.09 - 07:32pm
Well I guess none of the witches will bother much about the watch coz they're more concerned with their broomsticks 
. Perhaps they would just look at their when tracking their night flight schedules hehehehe... :D *
lyn803 1.05.09 - 07:38pm
Big Talk
A: I have a drum whose sound can be heard for hundreds of miles.
B: I have a buffalo that's so big its head alone stretches from the northern side of the river to the southern side.
A: Impossible!
B: How can your drum be made without the skin of such a buffalo! :D *
lyn803 1.05.09 - 08:09pm
Oh sorry what I meant is that witches would just look at their watch in tracking their night flight sched *
nayla83 1.05.09 - 11:18pm
sardar ji is laying on a beach american says r u relaxing sardar sayz i am gopal singh another american c*mz n sayz ru relaxing sardar sayz no im gopal singh sardar getz up angry walks to an american lying on the beach n sayz ru relaxing american sayz yes im relaxing sardar slaps him n sayz every1 is looking 4 u n u r lying here ;-D *
amq 7.05.09 - 07:48am
Nice Sardar Joke :) hehe ...
A sardar told an American Scientist that he has invented a thing by the help of which one can see across the wall...Scientist was very impressed and requested him to tell whats that....sardar laughed and said HOLE *
nayla83 7.05.09 - 11:49pm
lolz gr8 ...no offence 2 sardar jiz *
sarakha 8.05.09 - 04:52am
reply fast. 10members mei eng movies ka hero kun bane ga* 1-
2-
3-
4-
*
brmirza 8.05.09 - 05:41pm
js k sath SARAKH heroine hgi...wo hero bn skta he..wrna -ve role mile ga. :-) *
brmirza 8.05.09 - 05:43pm
Ohh sardar g!!
ur friend is kissing ur wife at ur home.
Sardar g ran towards home & came back saying:
oye aiwain chakar pawaya ee, he is not my friend..!!! :-D :-D *
amq 12.05.09 - 07:43am
Sardar having his sister on a bike..his friend comments Sardar Ji mashook bithai hoi aye Sardaar in anger Mashuuk howay gi teri meri tay pain aye *
brmirza 12.05.09 - 05:40pm
A baby was born to a sardar.
When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying,Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise! :-D *
brmirza 12.05.09 - 05:44pm
While Slappin his wife, says a husband,
a person beats one whom he loves...
wife slaps him 2 times sayin,
what do u think, i don't love u!! :-D :-D *
nayla83 23.05.09 - 11:36pm
dhur se dehka tu kuch nazar nahi aaya... dhur se dehka tu kuch nazar nahi aaya... pas ja ke dehka to kuch tha hi nahi *
nayla83 23.05.09 - 11:47pm
larki... roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi... muhobat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi
larka... roshni chand se hui to sitaron ka kya hoga... muhobat ek se ki to hazaron ka kya hoga... (imao) *
swtyasir 24.05.09 - 01:10am
nayla nice ur joke *
brmirza 24.05.09 - 02:02am
The m0St eaSieSt taSk in the w0rld iS
t0 quiet Sm0king.... I knw thiS becauSe i hav d0ne thiS th0uSand 0f timeS.. :-D :-D *
brmirza 24.05.09 - 02:04am
1st Pathan :
I am going Ka Kya matlab hota hai?
2nd Pathan:
Main Ja raha hun..
1st Pathan:
aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta
Pehlay matlab bta...
*
brmirza 24.05.09 - 02:06am
2 brightest Brains (PATHAN AND SARDAR)pani peenay gaye tou glass lta para tha.
Sardar: yar iska tou moun hi band hai.
Pathan: Ye tu nechay se bhi tota hua ha *
brmirza 1.06.09 - 02:52am
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tufan se bach nklna ki dua ati hy?
A man raised hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr guzara kren hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy. :-D *
brmirza 1.06.09 - 02:54am
2 pathan cricket
dekh rahe thay.
AFRIDI ne
boundary lagai.
1 pathan bola:Wah!
Kya goal kya hai.
Dosra pathan khob hunsa or bola: to be pora pathan hy!
Pagal goal is main
nahin cricket main hota hai.. :-D :-D *
brmirza 1.06.09 - 02:55am
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta he?
Larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta Rozana 3 rupe me 500 sms karta hai. :-D *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:18pm
2 khusray baatien kertey jarahe they achanak 1 gir gaya..
Zor zor se roney laga..
doosrey ne tasali detey hue kaha..
Uth Abdul-Foziya Mard ban meri Behan... *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:19pm
A man with a gun goes into a bank & demands their money. Once he is given the money he turns to a customer & asks:
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did'
The robber shot him, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him & asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, No sir, I didnt, but my wife did ... :-) *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:23pm
One day a fisherman got up v.early in the morning
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea
He saw a pack of stones to pass time
He strt throwing the stones into the sea
While having the last stone in the hand
The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond
He felt sad for fortune of throwing them into the sea
Moral:
.
.
.
.
Don't get up early in the morning :-D :-D *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:25pm
Four things boys do in the Examination Hall
1.Counting of Girls
2.Flirting with lady superident
3.Reading the brand name of their pen
4.Thinking of study for at least next exams
Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.And just Write...
either knowing anything or nothing :-D :-D *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:26pm
An American woman had 8 sons all named Kevin.
On asking how she manage to call One in Particular?
She replied: That's easy I call them by their Fathers' names.lol. *
brmirza 21.06.09 - 12:28pm
3 fastest ways of comunication
3.Telephone
2.Television
1.Tell a woman...
If Need more speed???
Also advice her
DON'T TELL ANYONE :-D *
brmirza 11.08.09 - 06:45pm
Pathan ko invitation mila
k aap ko party me RED tie pehan ker aana hy.
Pathan party me pohncha
To dekha
k
Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui ha :-D *
brmirza 11.08.09 - 06:48pm
A foreigner in another country walking down a street, saw a s*xy, heavily make-up Khusra & asked: Madam, are you a Prostitute..??
Khusra: No Darling, I'm a Substitute!! :-D :-D
(khusra means she-male. this vocabulary is 4 lyn) *
brmirza 11.08.09 - 06:51pm
An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip, setup their tent & fell asleep.
Sum hours later,Father wakes his Son & asks:
Look up at the sky & tell me what you see?
Son :I see milions of stars.
Father: N what does that tell you?
Son: Astronomicaly, it tels that there are milions of galaxies & planets.
Father remains silent for moment then says: Practicaly, some1 has stolen our tent! :-)
MORAL: Education ruins your common sense :-D :-D *
nayla83 12.08.09 - 02:42am
Q. girlfriend kya hoti hai?...
A. jo aap ko toq toq ke badal de aur phir kahe tum pehle jaise nahi rahe ;-D *
nayla83 12.08.09 - 02:48am
GHADA1. yaar malik bahot marta hai
GHADA2. tu ghar chor ke bhaag ja
GHADA1. nahi yaar malik apni beti so roz kehta hai ek din teri shaadi ghade se kardu ga yahi soch ke ruka hu ;-D *
lyn803 12.08.09 - 08:15am
hahahahaha! nice jokes Sharay dear u rly made me laugh 2day..gee thanks ur so sweet :)
*
lyn803 12.08.09 - 10:36am
Nun And Cabbie
A nun got in a cab n tha cabbie sed: sorry, but i've alwayz wondered wat kissin a nun wud be lyk...
n the nun said: well, r u single n christian?
n the cabbie said: yah
so they kissed...
n the cabbie said: i hav a confession - im married n im jewish
n the nun said: well, my name's Kevin n im goin 2 a halloween party
MORAL LESSON: Be honest n truthful :) *
lyn803 12.08.09 - 10:43am
Three Mice Joke
Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The mext morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said Wow! I slept GREAT!
And with that the second said I slept WONDERFULY!
But the third, Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!
MORAL LESSON: Be contented n be wise in making ur decision :)
*
brmirza 13.08.09 - 02:46am
nice jokes, lyn n neel, funny... *
