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brmirza 30.09.09 - 12:10pm
Dilchasp Duaien:
Arshad Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hanste Muskurate Raho, Aaj Wo Pagal Khaney Mein Hai.
Nadeem Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tere Isharey Par Chaley, Aaj Wo Traffic Constable Hai.
Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindagi Mein Phool Khiltey Rahein Aaj Wo School Mein Maali Hai.
Bablu Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkte Raho Aaj Bablo K Sar Pe Ek Bhi Baal Nahi.
Tabassum Ko Dua Mili Hamesha Logo K Dukh Dard Mein Kam Aao, Tabassum Aaj Nurse hai :-) *
brmirza 30.09.09 - 01:07pm
What's possessivenes?
A woman was dying of Cancer !
Son asked: mom, y r u telling people u're dying of AIDS?
mom: Bcoz when i'll die, No one will Touch ur DAD !! *
brmirza 6.11.09 - 02:45am
Sheikh se ksi ne Masjid k liye chanda manga Shkh ne foran 1,000,000 ka check kat dia
Adm:Is pr sign to kro
Shkh: Hum naik kam me apna nam zahir nhi karte.;-) *
brmirza 6.11.09 - 02:47am
BUSINESSKYA HY?
BAAP: Main tumhari Shadi apni mrzi se kronga.
BETA: No!
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hy.
BETA: Phir Thek hy.
Baap Zardari k pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tumhari beti ko bahu banana chahta hun.
Zardari: No!
BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hy.
Zardari: Phir Thek hy.
Baap world bank k President k pas jata hy.
BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bana do.
Presidnt: No!
BAAP: Wo Zardari ka damad hy.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hy.
YEH HY BUSINESS *
brmirza 6.11.09 - 02:48am
Sardar writing the passive voice of sentence..
I MADE A MISTAKE
He wrote
I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE. *
brmirza 6.11.09 - 02:50am
A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge..
LADY: Your honor plz let me go i am a school teacher, i am getting late for my class.
JUDGE: aahaa so u r a teacher, i have waited for this moment all my life, now write down I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT 5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO :-D *
brmirza 6.11.09 - 02:52am
Teacher to Little Jhonny:How can you make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Jhonny spontaneously and cleverly says:Madam, I get up early in the morning :-) *
lyn803 6.11.09 - 11:12pm
yes when u wake up early you can do a lot. nice jokes Sharay :) *
nayla83 6.11.09 - 11:24pm
well done prince *
brmirza 7.11.09 - 02:07am
thank u gals :-) *
brmirza 24.11.09 - 11:40am
Innocent Threat.
a thief was stealing in a house. a little child wakes up n threats him,
take my school bag too, otherwise i'll scream n let u caught :-D *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:27am
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy signal.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC: If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER: Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT: Anything is possible if u dont know what u are talking about.. :-) *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:30am
Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls grandson: Lissin a me. I wanna 4 u 2 taka my 38 caliber pistol so u alwys remembr me
Grndson: Grandpa, I dona lika guns. Howz about u leva me u ROLEX watch
Grandpa: Shudup n lissin. Somma day u gonna runna da business. U gonna ave a bootiful wife, lots a money, a biga house, a couple of kids. Someday u gonna come a home n find u wife inna bed with anotha man. What a u gonna do den, point ur ROLEX n say 'times up?'..... *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:31am
HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
A person dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth)
And.....
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His Wife recieves the phone.....!! :-) *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:32am
Lil Girl : Sir Y do U wear ur collar backwards ?
Priest : I'm a Father !
Lil Girl : My father doesn't wear his collar like that !
Priest : I'm a father of many. Lil Girl : My father has 4 boys & 4 girls but yet he doesn't wear his collar backwards, then y do u ?
Priest : 'Getting Impatient' I'm a father of 100's of boys & girls.
Lil Girl : Maybe u shud use a condom & wear ur pants backwards instead of ur collar, u b****rd.
The priest fainted. :-P *
brmirza 8.01.11 - 02:51am
Women always try to impress men by wearing Beautiful Dresses.. Unfortunately Men are impresed only When these are Removed. *
brmirza 8.01.11 - 02:52am
EXERCISE
If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat
A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs
WHILE
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs
MORAL!
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE,
SLEEP WELL &
EAT WELL
*